Fiji Water Tries, Fails to Be Smart

2008-06-03T18:54:03-07:00

Well, it seems somebody is reading my blog after all. After reading my post regarding my hate of Fiji water, Fiji has responded by creating a new website that tries to lure consumers out of their minds.

I think it’s great that Fiji Water wants to lower their carbon impact, but come on folks. Talk about green-washing. This is just stupid. If you care about the environment, stop bottling water in Fiji. Actually, just stop bottling water.

The end.

Meet My Enemy

2008-05-15T22:26:41-07:00

I’d like everybody to meet my new enemy, and that of my girlfriend, who is now working against bottled water. Behold Fuji: traveler from distant seas, pillager of distant islands, waster of petroleum, and emptier of pockets.

So, not only is Fiji water expensive, but it also COMES FROM FIJI!!!! Think about that for a moment. Fiji is an island in the middle of the Pacific. Behold the planet Earth, and the island of Fiji:

Somehow, the water must get from there to here (it’s about 5, 500 miles to the bay area). Luckily, the bottle is square so they can fit a lot of it on a ship, but it must be bottled for weeks and months before it arrives here. Why are we pillaging this island? It’s madness.

Michael Jay Lissner

Fiji Water Tries, Fails to Be Smart

Meet My Enemy